Raw-yal Rumble

I don't know why this didn't get posted, anyway
Well first the results:
La Resistance & Maven def. Shelton Benjamin, The Hurricane & Rosey
- Or should we say La Resistance def. The Hurricane & Rosey and as Maven didn't pin Benj. they are going to use this for a storyline where Maven says he beat Benj. once, while Shelton denies saying that he was never pinned...... BORING! La Resistance v/s Hurricane & Rosey can be made interesting if they take it in the right direction. As for Maven & Shelton, its a good feud as long as they cook up good storylines.
Shawn Michaels def. Christian
- Which proves Christian's decline from WM XX to WM XI.... Christian is a jobber right now and I don't see much change. Shawn beating Christian while Shawn's feuding with Edge will somehow bring the brothers together? Tag team again? Maybe a one-off match. Shawn shud beat some men who are hot now, like Batista (all hype, only hype) so that atleast the marks think he has a chance of beating Edge.
Batista def. Viscera
Yeah, whatever! This match was horrible! Viscera tried his works and that saved my LG from being hit with tomatoes. Viscera made Batista look good!? No, to me Batista (who can't wrestle) made Viscera look good! Yeah it was bad... and too sloppy a finish, but what can we xpect from Batista? Like a splotched spinebuster on such a huge guy leaves him dead!
Chris Jericho def. Chris Benoit
Aha! Here we are! The match of this year! (So far atleast.) Good fast-paced action between two submission masters and what a finish! *cough* Batista *cough* If they had played this storyline well, this could have been a fit WM match. But, leave it to WWE! What storyline was behind this one? Any explanation pls?????
Kane vs. Gene Snitsky ended in a No Contest
Two words - WHO CARES?????

Now the preview:
Randy Orton v/s "Nature Boy" Ric Flair
Well, let's say Randy wins! Yeah, that's whats gonna happen. Randy wins or DQ/No Contest. Ric Flair ain't gonna win! Why?
If HHH beats Randy on a high, HHH gets more credit. If HHH loses to Randy on a high, Randy gets more credit.
If Randy beats HHH on a low, Randy and HHH lose credit. If HHH beats Randy on a low, Randy loses credit and HHH loses a little credit.
That solves it, right? Nope.
Batista could come and help Flair beat Orton. Which gives Batista more credit than Flair and since Batista is already on a high, that seems a good possibility. But I say NO.
Randy wins.
Will Batista attempt to qualify for the Royal Rumble on Monday Night RAW?
No.
It looks like a good time to turn Batista, but it isn't. WM or a few weeks b4 would do it. It needs time (esp. for Batista). He chooses not to qualify and HHH is happy :)
That's it.
Astalavista, Baby!